chafer

contraction from "cock chafer".

A cock chafer is a male who is bad at recieving anal sex, particularly it hurts the giver. Or a male who masturbates too much thus chafing his member.

This insult is used to describe one who is irritating and grating.

Jimmy is such a cock chafer, he comes round all the time.

da_rude was such a chafer, he always posted the most ridiculous shit.

chafer by Metal Ed May 9, 2004

Superintendent Chalmers 

Principal Skinner's boss and nemesis.
Famous for graduating from Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Chalmers (to Bart) - "Now I'm off for my vacation at Lake Titicaca, let's see you make a joke out of that one, smart guy!"

Superintendent Chalmers by zutroy January 3, 2005

Chamfer

Scotish male who has a fantasy about another man's genital parts.

Aye, he Chamfers Jenks

Chamfer by Samwise May 23, 2003

chafer

One who chafes - grates on you somewhat.

Jarv is a fucking MASSIVE chafer.

chafer by M_O_U_L_D July 3, 2004

Double Chalker 

Someone with a circumference so wide that two pieces of chalk are required to draw their outline on the pavement.

Shit, the stiff's a double chalker. Lou, get on the phone to the fire department, we aint lifting him with our backs.

Double Chalker by the oob April 13, 2010

chafer

A person who irritates, an event or behavior that irritates. A custy that calls you a hundred times for a dime.

Niel calls me too much, he is such a chafer.

chafer by Pepper Eaton December 30, 2003

chafer

A chafer: one whose weight is so extreme that the legs grate together or 'chaf'. Usually associated with a gravity affected ass, almost on the floor.

S/he's enormous, what a chafer!

chafer by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006