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GLC

Possibly the best white rap group since the Beasties
You fucking knows it, clart!
Examples of their fine lyrics:

"Vanilla Ice made my mother say 'fuck'"

"Guns don't kill people, rappers do, I seen it in a documentary on BBC2"

"When I goes out I dose a rinses run, and when I goes home I touches my mum"

"J-Lo means shit to me, P.Diddy means shit to me, Ja Rule means shit to me. Fuck you, Alicia Keys"

"Walkin' down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed, I'm a robot and buyin' ten fags is my quest"

"It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too!"

"Sound of the police, woop woo woo!"
by zutroy August 30, 2004
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ysb

A confusing term used by Manchester United fans to infuriate scousers as they have no idea we're insulting them
ysb = YOU...SCOUSE...BASTARD!!
by zutroy February 13, 2004
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Superintendent Chalmers

Principal Skinner's boss and nemesis.
Famous for graduating from Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Chalmers (to Bart) - "Now I'm off for my vacation at Lake Titicaca, let's see you make a joke out of that one, smart guy!"
by zutroy January 3, 2005
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gun control

Something which is enforced in Britain, and as a result, only 70 people a year are killed each year by guns, compared with America's 12'000.
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there
Switzerland don't have gun control, but they have a low crime rate because they're not constitution-fucking American nutjobs!! In the words of the great Chris Rock; 'You need some bullet control!!'
by zutroy March 2, 2004
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import

Something which, according to President Bush, seem to be coming from overseas.......
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush
by zutroy April 18, 2004
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American Dreams

Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite
All of which are American Dreams
by zutroy September 14, 2004
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manchester cunts

Ignore the other definition of this. For a better definition of Manchester Cunts, see Manchester City
by zutroy July 8, 2004
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