catupuncture

the kneading action of a cat with its paws, while sitting on a human, resulting in tiny claw pricks in the skin, similar to acupuncture. Usually performed on the chest or breast of the human, while the human is petting the cat.

I know when my cat, McGee, is content because he starts purring and performing catupuncture on me. This does not make me content!

catupuncture by Rowena Davis September 1, 2008

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Catupuncture

When your kitten attacks your hand, leg, arm etc, using teeth and claws.

J: Dude! What happened to your hand? It's covered in scars.

D: I got a new kitten, she's been practicing catupuncture on me.

Catupuncture by Caelith January 15, 2011

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Catupuncture

When a cat gently uses their razer sharp claws on your skin to manipulate a reaction

Mittens used catupuncture to get me to pet her.

Catupuncture by Jimmyblong June 9, 2024

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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