closed casket

a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition

juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!

by esteguey October 16, 2007

cotton casket

1. A name for a "dutch oven".

-When two people are lying in bed and one of them farts, then pulls the blanket over the others head.

After sex lastnight, my husband put me in a cotton casket. Bastard!

by Deedubyah April 9, 2011

casket jockey

a pallbearer

Joe is going to be a casket jockey for the funeral.

by plowe1122 August 1, 2009

banjo in a casket

when you drop some timber and are so eager to show it to your special someone that you rip out the toilet and show them

" dude joe gave his tessa a banjo in a casket last nite" "I heard she liked it so much that they did it on the toilet"

by Turdfasay McGee April 30, 2009

casket sharp

to be extremely well dressed.

You know how when people are buried they are often put away in their sharpest suit. Ex. Two buddies are about to go to a formal affair and one shows up to pick up the other instead of saying "boy u kleen" you would say "nigga unis casket sharp"

by Monkeytown3 August 31, 2006

casket stuffer

A useless bag of skin and teeth who will never amount to anything. They're better off being 6 feet under where at least they wont be siphoning oxygen from productive members of society.

Man! That Jamal is gonna grow up to be a real casket stuffer. He's just like his father.

by Casket stuffer September 14, 2017

doublewide casket

An extremely obese gainer who just lays around eating and get effed until they die.

That Selah Rain is a doublewide casket that I would love to crawl into sometime.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023