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Issues or Cashews 

First used on the Cum Town podcast in a fugue state by co-host Nick Mullen, cashews or issues is what wiggers say as a warning during a dispute of some kind. The meaning being they are willing to escalate a conflict, or peacefully resolve it. The phrase is derived from "break nuts together" which in itself is derived from "break bread together" in this case the nuts/ bread being broken are cashews.
" We can pop a squatty at the table and break nuts, or we can have an issue. It's issues or cashews. It's on you my wigga. That's on you."
"Please stop. Stop calling me that."
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Cashew Itch 

The itchy ass you get after eating a moderate to large amount of Cashew nuts. The itching may be the next day, or the itch may lie dormant for several days, and then strike with enough ferocity to cause you to shove a chimney sweep up your ass.
"Why is Dan dragging his ass on the carpet?"

"Eh, I think he has a case of Cashew Itch, from the looks of it."
Cashew Itch by Myriadpersonalities January 28, 2010

Cashew Boi

A “bitch boy” who is child like that thinks he’s a big shot. Talks up big game about looks, money, and his dick where in actuality is a total loser! Small dick aka Cashew Boi.
He’s such a cashew boi because he said he couldn’t commit but now is dating someone else.
Cashew Boi by Casheboihater September 8, 2019

wombat on cashew nuts 

someone who's acting crazy and or doing something ideotic or lutacris
Man that jerk is driving worse than a wombat on cashew nuts!

cashew delisi

Super cashew delisi is a god at overwatch. Super's name comes from him being FUCKING NUTS at playing the tank role.
Someone:Where does super cashew delisi come from?
Me an intellectual:because he is so NUTS!
cashew delisi by Salmarix7 October 27, 2020
A person who is half Catholic and half Jewish. (One parent of each religion)

a variation of "Cathjew" for Catholic and Jewish.
My mother is Jewish. My father is Catholic, therefore I am a cashew.
cashew by lileponine June 15, 2004

Cashew Can

(n) mouth; the hole in/on one's face one uses to verbally communicate with others.
synonyms: Can of Cashews, Can O' Cashews
Shut your Cashew Can Mike!

Stop flapping your Can O' Cashews Sally-Beth!
Cashew Can by Wilamaral August 31, 2013