Cartman Complex

The Cartman Complex is simple(What'eva I'll do what I want). A person whose poor attitude has been catered to will eventually begin to believe that their attitude is acceptable. When any person attempts to impose any restriction on this attitude, no matter how small, it triggers rage in the person, causing them to act childishly until the target of their rage either bends to their will or leaves.

Naomi Campbell has Cartman Complex

Obama is a great example of Cartman Complex

Cartman Complex by Sinschild October 27, 2010

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Cartman Complex

The un-natural obssesion with attempting to give all people who disagree with you HIV.

After the HIV is delivered the person suffering from the syndrome feels the need to crack the joke: "I'm HIV positive my way was easier", implying that they could have avoided thier misfortune simply by agreeing with the sufferer.

This term was first created after South Park Episode 1, Season 12 "Tonsil Trouble" that was first aired on March 12, 2008.

EXAMPLE:

Quote from the TV series before the event of Cartman giving Kyle AIDS, due to the Cartman Complex:

Butters: I just, eh. Well.. I don't know if I should be helping you make Kyle look silly.

Cartman: Butters. Helping People who have AIDS, is one of the most important things you could do.

Butters: I know, but are you sure Kyle has to be taught a lesson?

Cartman: I'm not just sure, butters. I'm H.I.V. Positive.

Butters: Oh yeah, eh. I guess that's true

Cartman Complex by N1XY August 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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