name carpetbombing

excessive name dropping, a combination of name dropping and carpet bombing

Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."

Person two: "Shut up."

Person one: "Why?"

Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."

name carpetbombing by AYYFRON April 24, 2011

carpetbomber 

A purveyor of the carpetbomb. This means that this person will go into other people's homes, uninvited, and shit on their carpets, rugs, shags, or whatever floor-coverings they they may have.

Dude, Jake is a carpetbomber ace. He's carpetbombed on five Persian rugs.

carpetbomber by Rusty De La Serna February 22, 2009

carpetbomb

When a person takes a shit on someone's carpet and does nothing to clean it up.

I broke into Henderson's house and dropped a carpetbomb on his Persian rug.

carpetbomb by Rusty De La Serna February 22, 2009

Carpetbomb

When a Male or female farts while sitting on a woman's lap.

(Young boy sits on his mother's lap)
*boy farts*
Mother: Excuse me, but did you just carpetbomb me?
Boy: Yes I did, mother.

Carpetbomb by JohnnoIsAwesome February 21, 2019

Deraj Carpetbomber 

One who likes to blow an l on some t's. Also likes to make love with men, but in a friend way so that it's not gay. Will one day hope to work at f.y.e.

"Dude he pulled a Carpet Bomb."
"What?"
"Yeah he followed me into wal-mart and wouldn't leave me alone til I went to f.y.e.
"Man, what a Deraj Carpetbomber."
"Yeah he sucks."
"Yeah I know. I love him!"
"Wait... what?"
"Nothing."

Deraj Carpetbomber by I have one eye October 17, 2008