Can't have shit in Detroit
Can't have shit in Detroit by Retroworks May 8, 2022
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Can’t have shit in Detroit
Can’t have shit in Detroit by TurboSpanker69 September 25, 2020
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can't have a shit in detroit • Can't have nice things • Can't have shit in • Can't have shit in Detroit • Can't have that • Can’t have shit in Detroit • You can't have your cake and eat it too • "you can't have your cake and eat it too" • you can't have your kale and spend it too • You can't have your pussy and eat it too
Can't have nice things
When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)
Can't have nice things by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020
Can't have that
The phrase used to describe when you are unable or unwilling to accept something, usually a large issue on the person's behalf.
Can't have that by an extremely depressed bandu November 3, 2022
Can't have shit in
Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Can't have shit in by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
This is why we can't have nice things
No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.
Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.
This is why we can't have nice things by re3ja April 25, 2016