2 definitions by Eleventy Threeve

Can't have nice things

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)

God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!

by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020

banana splitters

When two girls have banged the same dude at different times.

Shit girl! You fucked him too? ... Guess we're banana splitters!

by Eleventy Threeve September 1, 2017