4 definitions by re3ja

Black sensitivity

When a black boy is offended by every little thing, including statues. Doesn't actually care until somebody tells him to.

There are over 10,000 nerve endings in a woman's vagina, and it's still not as sensitive as a black boy on the internet. Black sensitivity is real.

by re3ja June 23, 2019

Gay Bum

A bum that walks around with a slight smirk on his face, asking everyone in sight if they're gay. He will approach random guys, look around to see if anyone's watching, then point at them and ask "you gay?". Typically found in libraries, this one is best to be avoided.

Random Dude: Ah, finally an empty computer! Now to check my email...
Gay Bum: Sits down right next to him, rolls his chair closer and points. "you gay?".
Random Dude: Huh, who are you?
Gay Bum: Yeah, I figured you were gay..

by re3ja June 21, 2013

Gucci Gang

Possibly the gayest song ever made. It's 90% some guy saying "gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang..." and 10% some black boy in the background making bird sounds.

Guy: Turns on car radio.
Song: Gucci gay, gucci gang, gucci gay, gucci gay...
Guy: What is this shit?
Song: Gucci gay, gucci gay, gucci gay, gucci gay...
Guy: ...the fuck?
Song: Gucci gay, gucci gay, gucci gay, gucci gay...
Guy: ??????
Song: Repeats itself for another 10 minutes.
Guy: Kms.

by re3ja October 18, 2017

This is why we can't have nice things

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

by re3ja January 15, 2016