8 definitions by Iwantamommysooobad
Just another way of calling someone retarded (they need to be or are in special education)
You can also use it for when someone asks for something stupid
You can also use it for when someone asks for something stupid
Person 1: Watch me be a douche to fast-food employees
Literally everyone in the place: Oh my goooooood Get this special needs nigga outta here
Literally everyone in the place: Oh my goooooood Get this special needs nigga outta here
by Iwantamommysooobad November 8, 2022
Bobux is the most wealthy highly-valued currency in existence. Sought after by millionaires you could buy all of Venezuela with just 1.3 bobux. Only one man possesses such all power he is known as the bobux man the dripiest mf
by Iwantamommysooobad November 8, 2022
by Iwantamommysooobad November 8, 2022
Only in ohio (or any other US state) is a phrase/saying, in which users say to reply to something cursed/weird that is going on in a public setting with fictional/supernatural creatures.
*Video is posted that shows sirenhead, bigfoot, or literally any other monster*
Everyone: "Only in Ohio :skull:"
Everyone: "Only in Ohio :skull:"
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
An inside unoriginal overused joke only guitar players will understand it is the tablature of the riff in the 70s rock song, "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple it is often regarded as the easiest guitar riff of all time that every guitarist knows. Most guitarists just refer to the song as "0-3-5" and think its funny to play everywhere and yell out "PLAY 0-3-5!".
(ngl though it does slap and is a banger song in general)
(ngl though it does slap and is a banger song in general)
Unfunny guy in a guitar center: PLAY 0-3-5 BRO!
Literally everyone's expression in a 5-mile radius: "Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing"
Literally everyone's expression in a 5-mile radius: "Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing"
by Iwantamommysooobad November 8, 2022
Nightjohn is a word you can use as an alternative to the n-word or calling someone a slave, the name is derived from the novel of the same name (the book is about slavery). If you wanna even be more sneaky and smart you can even say it in Spanish, which would be "Juan de la noche".
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022