someone who constantly ruins your day
Man, Mike keeps being a camel. He's just like the ones at petting zoos who always spit on people
by Oddisy April 08, 2012
-A term used to describe a skinny toothless dirt-bag that wears an unzipped oversize camouflage or plaid work coat, with a pack of cheap cigarettes in the breast pocket, and a chewing tobacco stained and/or moth eaten white t-shirt underneath. Also will wear shredded jeans and massive steel toed boots with no socks. They also slick their hair with their own scalp grease. Their chin will sometimes touch their nose when their face is in a relaxed state due to having no teeth to support their face. A camel's walk is extremely unique, and awkward to watch. They tend to bend their knees and lean backwards when they walk, making their undone jacket look like a cape. Their huge boots are so heavy that they don't fall over.
Is that a dead person in the ditch? Oh never mind, it's just a camel.
by noneofyoureffinbuisness January 02, 2011
Maker of the best squares in the world
pass me the camels fucker i need a square
by MrGrinch August 07, 2003
an ugly, over weight woman who thinks she's really hot and likes to wear clothes that are too tight. SHe shows all her bulges including her camel toe and her huge front fanny flap. THis woman is a loser and will never get a boyfriend or a girlfriend, in fact she will probably work with small children so she can frighten them with her rolls of exposed front fat. She will likely make up stories about her social life because she will never have one. She is also probably a huge binge eater and eats all the pens and pencil tops.
'the camel looks pretty today, that white tshirt shows off all her best assets' "the camel just told people she had a boyfriend when we all know she doesnt, what a loser'
by miscanthus January 10, 2012
an arab or a chaldean, used to say homeboy, or buddy, friend
nm u nigga
nm u nigga
by A-M-R-O June 08, 2005
a furry animal
mike g loves to screw camels
by jeff a November 10, 2003
A CHATAHOLIC, Not uber not a lamer but CAMEL, wise ,knowing alot but if doesnt have the answer finds it
Mr.Camel, Sir.Camel Lord.Camel
by Camel77 December 14, 2007