"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"
by Hycelot July 31, 2016
by titfuck69 April 19, 2009
She hasnt shaved in 5 days and it was tearing me up! I just did my thing, sprayed cactus and I was outta there!
by goat71 November 15, 2007
by Bigsteve February 24, 2005
The prickly, itchy and often painful and scratchy state of the asshole after being shaved and the stubble starts to reappear.
My finger stank all week long cause I got the cactus hole.
Her damn cactus hole just about rubbed me raw last night when I took that ass to pound town.
My cactus hole was so bad that I asked our housekeeper to shave my bung.
Her damn cactus hole just about rubbed me raw last night when I took that ass to pound town.
My cactus hole was so bad that I asked our housekeeper to shave my bung.
by Dick Onchin September 2, 2020
by BoXeR311 January 9, 2005
Poo Cactus is the World's Largest Giant Anal Spiked Dildo. Leaves your asshole dripping blood and looking like a wizard's sleeve.
Dimensions:
Cactus (shaft) - 18in. long x 6in. diameter
Spikes - 3in. long (protruding from 'cactus' from multiple angles)
Poo Cactus is exactly the product you need if you feel your anal sex has been lacking those intense, noticeable sensations.
The bold, true-to-life size and tissue-ripping 3 inch metal spikes are guaranteed to have your anus throbbing for at least 3 days after use!*
*May vary based on proper bandaging of the anal walls and healing time (the pace at which your anus repairs itself). If you find you are recovering too fast for your liking, we recommend more aggressive usage.
Dimensions:
Cactus (shaft) - 18in. long x 6in. diameter
Spikes - 3in. long (protruding from 'cactus' from multiple angles)
Poo Cactus is exactly the product you need if you feel your anal sex has been lacking those intense, noticeable sensations.
The bold, true-to-life size and tissue-ripping 3 inch metal spikes are guaranteed to have your anus throbbing for at least 3 days after use!*
*May vary based on proper bandaging of the anal walls and healing time (the pace at which your anus repairs itself). If you find you are recovering too fast for your liking, we recommend more aggressive usage.
Pooooooo Cactus!
The best cactus in the world!
Pooooooo Cactus!
Penetrating the asshole of every boy and every girl!
Example 2:
Rick: Dude you might have a serious injury, your ass is leakin' mad blood.
Greg: Nah it's all good, I tried Poo Cactus the other day. Still feeling it now, 3 days and I haven't stopped bleeding.
Rick: Holy shit, dude...
Greg: Yea it works like a charm!
Rick: Awesome! I wanna try, can I borrow yours?
Greg: Yea!
Rick: Yea!
The best cactus in the world!
Pooooooo Cactus!
Penetrating the asshole of every boy and every girl!
Example 2:
Rick: Dude you might have a serious injury, your ass is leakin' mad blood.
Greg: Nah it's all good, I tried Poo Cactus the other day. Still feeling it now, 3 days and I haven't stopped bleeding.
Rick: Holy shit, dude...
Greg: Yea it works like a charm!
Rick: Awesome! I wanna try, can I borrow yours?
Greg: Yea!
Rick: Yea!
by Anal Bleeder 429 September 9, 2010