30 definitions by robcraine

Whatshowname

Used by officious officials at animal shows (eg Crufts) as a request for an animals poncy aristocratic name

official: Fido, whstshowname?
owner: Rumptious Strawberries-Gidlefunk the Third

by robcraine March 15, 2004

Jennifer Lopez

A hypothetical entity that editors in Urban Dictionary are encouraged to publish entries on. In fact, it is the first guideline.

Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally.

by robcraine November 16, 2005

punt

Flat bottomed, small, open boat that is powered by a person pushing along with a long pole. Similar to a Venetian gondola. Used in shallow waters (unless you have a really long pole.)

The waters around Cambridge University are often full of silly punts.

by robcraine November 22, 2005

horsefish

Alternative name for seahorse.

"Those little horsefish look real cute with their horsey heads and curley tail."
"Yeah. Most people call them 'seahorses' by the way"
"Oh yeah..."

by robcraine December 12, 2005

wiidefine

To redefine a word to make it related to the Nintendo Wii. Usually associated with a wiispelling.

Hah! You're so rubish at using a Wii that I'm going to wiidefine the word retard and call you a wii-tard.

by robcraine December 14, 2006

cactus

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

by robcraine November 23, 2005

helm

Contraction of 'he-elm.' The male elm tree.
ant: she-elm

Look at the nuts on that- its a mighty helm.

by robcraine March 15, 2004