Macaphelia 

Someone who has sexual fantasies involving Apple products. This fetish has become more commonplace since the release of the iPad 2.

Guy 1: Hey i heard John slept with his new macbook last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a serious case of Macaphelia

Macaphelia by Hardcore Macapheliac March 29, 2011

copaphelia 

The irrational urge to grope breasts and buttocks.

Person 1: Hey! That chick just pinched my ass!

Person 2: She must have copaphelia.

copaphelia by Nat Arnold September 24, 2004

cumapheliac 

An extrordinary fetish for cum.

"Trish likes sperm so much she's a cumapheliac."

cumapheliac by Mike Keylon April 22, 2006

cacaphobia 

scared of poopoo

i have cacaphobia after i saw wills skids

cacaphobia by jondunn January 18, 2022

Cacapheliac 

Someone who like to play with feces/poop

Michael is a cacapheliac. He makes action figures out of shit.

Cacapheliac by Ickyblavinfoo November 18, 2022

Cakophelia 

Having sexual attraction to cake

The mans cakophelia overtook him at the bakery

Cakophelia by Ammonius May 13, 2014

Catophelia

Catophelia is the spontaneous transformation from human to cat.
The transformation takes 0.001 nanoseconds.
In 5 days after transformation you will revert back to human with no past experiences.
There is strictly nothing in between.

person1: I think I have Catophelia

person2: what?

person1: *turns into cat in 0.001 nanoseconds*

person2: ok.

Catophelia by paradox127 September 6, 2023