When something is so redneck, that it's cool. A.K.A. something you would see down at the cabbage patch.
Damn! That cut-off plad shirt is cabbage.
by Anthony SeChrist March 31, 2006
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One who is all head (thinks and talks too much) and no ass (the ass to back it up)
That punk's got no ass. He's a cabbage.
by imonkey November 24, 2006
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common word used to replace cunt should you not want to offend whoever you're talking to.
GF (with friends): "Hey baby"
BF: "Awww baby, why'd you bring those cabbages"
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Cabbage (B) Pronucuation Key
1. A vegetable consumed by humans and rodents alike which increases the growth of skin bacteria around the pelvis and urinary region.

2. Somebody who sneaks up on you that you didnt anticipate.
1. I ate some cabbage today alongside with some brustlesprouts.

2. (You turn around and somebody you didn't see before is there)"Whoa, I thought I smelled cabbage".
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1. A leaf based vegetable, with green or purple leaves.

2. When used with reference to a person, a idiot, moron, retard, or most other insults.
1. A brought a mouldy cabbage.

2. Grant is such a cabbage.
by Scion April 15, 2004
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type of marijuana that you can eat, it is often eaten to get you body stoned, usually only the parts that can't be smoked are eaten, this includes the stalks
i must have looked like such a freak, just sitting there eating cabbage from my pouch
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repulsive, disgusting, or absolutely vile. It is not advised to use this word casually as it usually causes an extreme reaction for any listeners... like vomitting
jane: your boy friend proposed to you over a text while he was with your best friend? that's pretty cabbage...
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