(Beautiful women; ugly boy) 98% of all hetero-couples. Because all women all think they are flawed therefore dating down and settling for ugly men who honestly think that they are actually attractive or even handsome. *puke.* If you haven’t already, take the time to notice; it’ll puke you out to, and hopefully cause you to reconsider your standards. ie., expect your own man to pull his pants up and shave the pubic hair off his face…
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.