The result of having too much botox injected in the smallfacial muscles, resulting in the inability to change expressions.
"I really think your joke is funny, I just can't smile. Just got back from the dermatologist's office and I'm really botoxicated" or "She's so botoxicated she can't even blink"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'