buttbanditry 

the process of stealing up another man's rectum in the quiet of the night..........

James was overwhelmed by the rampant degree of mindless savage buttbanditry.

buttbanditry by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

buttanywayhowareyou 

the ultimate conversation flip. i.e. when you have gotten too in depth in a story and need to escape quickly to a less awkward subject.

"And then I was sitting on the toilet with a bottle of prozac, a bong, and the stripper's vibratior and I..."
"..."
"buttanywayhowareyou, sorry for the rant."

buttanywayhowareyou by zachumz November 1, 2013

buttcan

Rennie William Wilkinson

Rennie wilkinson is such a BUTTCAN.

buttcan by HAHDBRBEJWNDBSBEC August 21, 2016

rusty buttcan 

The act of having a pack of cigarettes inserted into a rectum. The cigarettes are lit and are then extinguished using the anal muscles.

Hooker: For fifty bucks I'll give you a rusty buttcan.

rusty buttcan by Stranger Donger February 1, 2017

Butthands 

Forget or screw up plans

Matt: remember when I said the concert was on saturday, its actually today.
Caroline: wow, really Butthands that one.

Butthands by Butthands September 5, 2014

butt candy 

As in "Can I have that butt candy" in reference to eating or fucking the ass of a girl with a boombastic booty

"Yo I don't want to date the bitch, I just want to taste the butt candy."

butt candy by Nhaijitszouhou May 22, 2006

buttanyways 

as I was sayin, back to me, your moms butt is every way

"did you get the shoes...."
"buttanyways, back to me"

buttanyways by Jay Shockley January 11, 2008