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butt penis nut hole
The most powerful insult of all time. It should only be used in the most serious cases.
butt - The part at the back of the body in which fecal matter, or rather, shit, comes out of.
penis - A male sex organ, the phallic member
nut - WANK
hole - an opening
The word was invented when a wee lad at the young age of 6 required a grand insult. One that would shrine above all others.
butt - The part at the back of the body in which fecal matter, or rather, shit, comes out of.
penis - A male sex organ, the phallic member
nut - WANK
hole - an opening
The word was invented when a wee lad at the young age of 6 required a grand insult. One that would shrine above all others.
butt penis nut hole by some homeless man August 24, 2017
Butt Penis
When one's distended asshole gets so blown out, it forms into the shape of a penis. Of course after a while, it begins to scab over and becomes hard which makes it very difficult and painful to wear lower garments of any sort. This will of course have to be removed by surgery or "other means."
This condition is mostly found with homosexual males or whorish women.
This condition is mostly found with homosexual males or whorish women.
Butt Penis by Jonsey Heiman March 25, 2010
butt-penis
A penis in which one would assume has recently been inside of someone's butt, judging by sight, smell, or taste.
"Whoa man, I think Jimmy has some serious butt-penis going on!" or "Whoa Jimmy, your dick tastes like some serious butt-penis!"
butt-penis by Johnny Fitzmacaroni II January 13, 2009
battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)
when your computer is under 10% battery, and you race against time to find your charger. when you find it, you stick it up your butt and yell "YEE HAW!" before plugging it in.
OMG MAH COMPUTER BE DYIN I NEEDA STICK A CHARGER UP MAH BUTT
(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)
(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)
battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM) by bahblahbalh September 25, 2011
Penis Butt Rub
Commonly abbreviated PBR, is the he act of swiftly rubbing/ brushing your unexposed penis against a woman's buttocks as you are making the impression that you are "squeezing through" to get by in a crowded group of individuals, generally at a social event; ergo middle school dance, redeeming the pleasure of simply having your penis rub up against an ass. If the victim of PBR catches you red handed, you will ultimately face a night of embarrassment, for you were unsuccessful in fulfilling your ass-dwelling fantasies.
"Wow this party sucks, nothing but a bunch of prudes. Alas, a good Penis Butt Rub will suffice."
Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?"
Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!"
Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters."
Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"
Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?"
Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!"
Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters."
Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"
Penis Butt Rub by seanbonham234 August 3, 2010
Penis Butt Blast
An action performed during anal sex. Describes the act of climaxing into a butt so hard that your penis shoots out similar to a bottle rocket
Penis Butt Blast by BigBoiBuss October 14, 2021
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"