butt changer

A person who changes the channel on his/her television while sitting on the remote control

"Who changed the channel?"
"I don't know where's the remote?
"Oh I'm sitting on it"
"Don't be a butt changer!"

butt changer by dkaniewski December 8, 2013

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding! 

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding! by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Butthanger 

The ultimate insult, most commonly targeted at an annoying sibling or tradesman that comes to your house to do his job. There is no comeback to this, you automatically lose.

J: A can you do my makeup for my New Years party.
R: no she will mess it up remember what happened last time?
A: R you are such a butthanger.
R: :o

Butthanger by JobeOneKenobi December 31, 2022

butthanger 

A dried-up piece of poo, that always get's stuck to your anus. Normally used to describe someone, who annoys you and/or follow you around.

Your such a butthanger.
Butthanger!
Your annoying just like a butthanger.

butthanger by MeowScratch July 10, 2014

Buttwhanger 

A penis which has been inserted into a rectum -i.e. anal sex.

My girlfriend will do almost anything in bed, but she will NOT accept a buttwhanger.

Buttwhanger by Rumpleforeskin22 October 3, 2016