bouquet of humanity 

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.

Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!

bouquet of humanity by talk2me-JCH2 March 29, 2021

albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.

If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.

albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012

Buguette

A specific term for software/video game that is buggy and/or unstable and in coincidence also french.

Person 1: God dammit, UBI servers are down again
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Classic Buguette software
Person 1: Yeah
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Why tf are you called Person 1

Buguette by Gottchabeach April 19, 2023

Poor Man's Bouquet 

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."

1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."

Poor Man's Bouquet by Spineripper18 March 12, 2011

Roadside Bouquet

A person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a helmet. The word comes from the flower arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.

"Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.

Roadside Bouquet by ResidentJared June 26, 2010

boquet of mary-jane's flowers 

The shit that you buy and smoke the fucking hell out of..

Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.

Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.

Kid: Mom, I have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers...

Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....

boquet of mary-jane's flowers by Ivan Daskleiben October 30, 2009

bouquet of dicks 

Reference to receiving bad news or a problem issue brought to you. Some one else's mistake becomes yours to fix.

My mechanic called with a "bouquet of dicks" telling me it's the transmission that's shot.

bouquet of dicks by brickeycrow November 6, 2017