5 definitions by brickeycrow

meat glue

A derogatory term referencing a douchbag, dumb shit, who believes they are top of there game. An asswipe who's arrogance is only out weighed by there poor ideas or choices. Having fooled upper management or company owners by a nonstop bombardment of lips to ass, Usually full of shit enough to be middle management. Seen by all as a stack of useless meat glued together in human form.

I can't believe assistant manager MEAT GLUE had all of us come in 30min early so he could over sleep and show up 10min late again.

by brickeycrow November 5, 2017

pimp change

A physical response to a male friend or coworkers dig or insults at your expense. A open hand slap delivered across the side of there face or head followed by announcing Here's your pimp change.

Guy 1- your broke ass can't even pay attention.

Guy 2- slaps him open hand across the face

Good one and here's your pimp change.

by brickeycrow November 25, 2017

airport marriot

When a female booty call comes to spend the night and wastes the whole evening preparing for sex . The evening ending with you master baiting alone and falling asleep while she is trying on sexy clothing from muiltiple bags unable to find what matches her mood.

I was thinking her and I were going to have sex but she was busy playing airport marriot with her suitcases , hair,makeup, and lingerie. After 2am I rubbed one off and fell asleep alone.

by brickeycrow October 28, 2017

bouquet of dicks

Reference to receiving bad news or a problem issue brought to you. Some one else's mistake becomes yours to fix.

My mechanic called with a "bouquet of dicks" telling me it's the transmission that's shot.

by brickeycrow November 6, 2017

bucks and ugs

Reference to a middle class white privilege girl (usually sporting Ugs and holding the starbucks flavor of the moment)
Coming or going to community collage. Loves jesus but mad at daddy. Always entilted to more. Not a raciest because of her black friend.

"Meet any girls last night?"
"No, place was full of shallow Bucks and Ugs doing shelfies."

by brickeycrow January 13, 2018