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Baskeetball 

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Similar to the Penis Game, the winner is determined by the person or people that get caught first. The game is pointed towards High Schoolers (generally upper-classmen) in a classroom setting. The people playing must start by masturbating the air of the crotch region of that persons body, motioning a fake masturbation, for at least three seconds. Then, the player must fling the contents of the fake masturbatory act towards the next player in the room with a basketballesque type motion including a hookshot, fade away, around the back, etc., or other sports related motion/ universal hand motion symbol. Other motions include bowling, pitching a baseball, tossing a hand grenade, etc. The person who has the contents flung at them is the next player to perform the next motion. The remaining person who hasn't been caught by a teacher or other authority figure wins.
Matt: "Hey lets play some baskeetball in class today"
Jacob: "Yeah man, just dont get caught by Mr Simmons!"
Baskeetball by TeetMasta February 10, 2015

buttskeet 

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Skeet either currently or formerly residing inside the butt.
Mr.Cantwell sat down on the chair and when he got up he left a trail of buttskeet.
buttskeet by Jewbacca May 15, 2006

Bucasket

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When at an open casket funeral the grieving friends and family all proceed to ejaculate onto the corpe.
The family was grieving nana Browns death so they all decided that a bucasket was the best method of grievance.
Bucasket by BigThymer December 13, 2014

bumsket 

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to classify someone as a 'bumsket' they need to 1. love bums

2. need to be able to sket over them
3. have dangerous urges to do horrific things when cumming in contact with a bum. Be wary and wear bum helmets at all times when near a bumsket.
"Hey Josh, i thought i’d let you know that i’ve came in close contact with your uncle steve on the bus. he was aggressively wiffing the seats and barking at people to evacuate their seats. He’s being a total bumsket freak, you need to sort him out"

"Hi Josh… again. i’ve seen your uncle in the kids playground sniffing the slides… oh his nose seems to have some brown substances on it and sniffs all the seats and forces everyone to get of it. I’ve took it to my own hands to diagnose him personally with bsd (bumsketism disorder)"
bumsket by B E T H December 14, 2022

bumsket 

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someone that is a sket/slag

for bums/hole 😳
'have you ever caught that weird uncle glazing into your bum area?' this means one thing and one thing only… he’s a bumsket
bumsket by B E T H December 14, 2022

Bullskeet 

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(V.) Producing A Massive amount of Ejaculatory Matter
Dude! I bullskeet'd in her Eye man!!
Bullskeet by Damselfli32 December 25, 2011
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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