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Baskeetball 

Similar to the Penis Game, the winner is determined by the person or people that get caught first. The game is pointed towards High Schoolers (generally upper-classmen) in a classroom setting. The people playing must start by masturbating the air of the crotch region of that persons body, motioning a fake masturbation, for at least three seconds. Then, the player must fling the contents of the fake masturbatory act towards the next player in the room with a basketballesque type motion including a hookshot, fade away, around the back, etc., or other sports related motion/ universal hand motion symbol. Other motions include bowling, pitching a baseball, tossing a hand grenade, etc. The person who has the contents flung at them is the next player to perform the next motion. The remaining person who hasn't been caught by a teacher or other authority figure wins.
Matt: "Hey lets play some baskeetball in class today"
Jacob: "Yeah man, just dont get caught by Mr Simmons!"
Baskeetball by TeetMasta February 10, 2015
Related Words

buttskeet 

Skeet either currently or formerly residing inside the butt.
Mr.Cantwell sat down on the chair and when he got up he left a trail of buttskeet.
buttskeet by Jewbacca May 15, 2006
When at an open casket funeral the grieving friends and family all proceed to ejaculate onto the corpe.
The family was grieving nana Browns death so they all decided that a bucasket was the best method of grievance.
Bucasket by BigThymer December 13, 2014
to classify someone as a 'bumsket' they need to 1. love bums

2. need to be able to sket over them
3. have dangerous urges to do horrific things when cumming in contact with a bum. Be wary and wear bum helmets at all times when near a bumsket.
"Hey Josh, i thought i’d let you know that i’ve came in close contact with your uncle steve on the bus. he was aggressively wiffing the seats and barking at people to evacuate their seats. He’s being a total bumsket freak, you need to sort him out"

"Hi Josh… again. i’ve seen your uncle in the kids playground sniffing the slides… oh his nose seems to have some brown substances on it and sniffs all the seats and forces everyone to get of it. I’ve took it to my own hands to diagnose him personally with bsd (bumsketism disorder)"
bumsket by B E T H December 14, 2022
someone that is a sket/slag

for bums/hole 😳
'have you ever caught that weird uncle glazing into your bum area?' this means one thing and one thing only… he’s a bumsket
bumsket by B E T H December 14, 2022

Bullskeet 

(V.) Producing A Massive amount of Ejaculatory Matter
Dude! I bullskeet'd in her Eye man!!
Bullskeet by Damselfli32 December 25, 2011