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balltrust 

A term used to describe the most ultimate form of trust that a man can ever bestow on another man.
Balltrust takes place when a guy trusts another guy SO MUCH that, if it came down to it, he would trust this man with his own testicles. This form of trust is very rare because a man is never as vulnerable as when his nuts are on the line.
1. (verb) Jake: Aww, did you leave that last beer for me?
Pip: Yep. I saw your classic signature on the side.
Jake: Thanks man! I f***in' BALLTRUST you! :)

2. (verb) Jake (after walking in on Pip bangin' Jake's girlfriend): But, dude! I BALLTRUSTED you!

3. (noun) Billy: You thought Pip was just helping her with homework?
Jake: Yeah.
Billy: Dude. That's a massive amount of BALLTRUST!
balltrust by JBrenneman June 13, 2010
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bulltesh 

1. To utilize nonsense as the sole method of getting ahead of other people unfairly, and succeeds at it. Normally associated with unfairly degrading the position of a much more diligent individual.

2. To repeatedly apply the concept of bullshit to get through his or her daily life, and would dismally fail without.

3. A less offensive version of the word "bullshit".

4. A lie, fib, bullshit, etc.
Gonna have it done in 2 months? Don't bulltesh me. You already said that 6 months ago.
bulltesh by 77lav September 2, 2010
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Something that is rubbish or really boring
This game is so bulltrash
Bulltrash by Master bot August 29, 2020
Bulltrue is the opposite of bullshit. Otherwise known as the truth. Normally used as a counter when someone declares, "Bullshit!"
Friend #1: Dude, check out these paparazzi pics of Britney Spears! You can see her box!
Friend #2: Bullshit!!
Friend #1: Bulltrue! Check it out!
bulltrue by Erin Scott December 11, 2008
1)Said in Halo3 when killing someone charging at you with a sword
2)The opposite of Bullshit
3)Pulling something out of your ass and it ends up being correct
"Dude i totally BSed that English test but i got an A, BULLTRUE!"
bulltrue by Jordan Soliman October 25, 2007

Bulltrump 

A load of bullshit so false, so vile, so disgusting that to call it bullshit is an insult to both bulls and their excrement
Everything 45 tweets is a load of bulltrump
Bulltrump by Grumpy173 January 20, 2018
A bullrus is a creature which is half bull, half man-walrus or half man, half bull-walrus. This oversized abomination of nature can be found frequently grazing, belching, grunting, greltching (half grunting, half belching) or fold farting.

Very much attracted to shiny objects and food-stuffs which it will both burrow into one of its folds or store for later consumption in its various grottos.

Also known to be found with a companion or kin (sister) where food-stuffs are often exchanged using a symbiotic connection similar to osmosis.

The Bullrus is highly temperamental and can display threatened behaviour during food absorption or when a new shiny object has been obtained and not yet stowed in the grotto. Other displays of temperament are seen when exchanges of shiny objects are performed via the medium of ebay.
Son... you just witnessed the Bullrus greltch
Bullrus by TingTong86 September 14, 2010