Bufferbating 

1. When you're masturbating to internet porn on a 56k connection, and right as you hit your climax the video starts buffering, so you end up orgasming to a buffering bar.

I always want to kill myself after bufferbating.

Bufferbating by AlphaR0meo October 14, 2012

buffer bars 

device used with skill to shine an old vagina - similar to the tools to shine shoes

I fucked Jon Gosselin last night and had to used the buffer bars to clean my dirty pussy

buffer bars by AJandKiawna November 12, 2009

Buffenbarger 

(verb) 1. When one Democrat tries to tag another with the label "elitist," or otherwise employ pseudo-populist Republican-style "wedge issue" politics.
2. To engage in desperate pre-election name calling.

Term derived from the name of Machinists' Union President Thomas Buffenbarger. In a February 2008 speech on behalf of Hillary Clinton, Buffenbarger slammed Obama supporters as "latte-drinking, Prius-driving, Birkenstock-wearing, trust fund babies."

1. "It just doesn't make sense for a person with 109 million dollars to try and Buffenbarger her opponent like that--it's not as if she's Norma Rae or something."

2. "I will not be Buffenbargered by someone who just came back from two weeks vacationing in the Hamptons."

Buffenbarger by north_aufzoo April 20, 2008

buffergasm 

A truly dissatisfying orgasm whereby one achieves climax as the porn video is paused while buffering.

I'm changing internet provider tomorrow - I had the most infuriating buffergasm of my life last night.

buffergasm by Periah May 14, 2014