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budblocked 

When a person (usually one who is of the straightedge lifestyle) refuses to let a fellow pothead (or potheads) light a bowl/rip a bong/hit a blunt/puff a joint because they insist that "zomg sm0k!ng iz n0t coOl guyz", therefore leading to a very dissatisfying afternoon without the presence of marijuana. The person who is blocking the bud (the budblocker) will continue to make the people who want to smoke (the budblockees) feel bad until the budblockees give in and have to resort to smoking at home. And then watching The Science of Sleep and/or Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, and talking to the other budblockees on AIM.
Budblockee #1: Check out this new strain I got. It's called Juicy Fruit Tropical Sour Diesel Juicy Diesel Fruit White Widow Northern Lights Kush Purple Haze laced with speed, acid, meth, ecstasy and coke. Let's smoke this shiz!

Budblockee #2: Fuck yeah. Now that the SATs are over Imma smoke errrrrrday FUCK THE REGENTS!

Budblocker: Come on guys, don't smoke, you guys get really boring and smoking is gross. I feel like I just talk to myself because you guys are so unfocused wait is that an unopened can of budweiser on the floor? Mine!

Budblockees: dsagdsLEGALIZEITgdgds

Ut ohz. Budblocked.
budblocked by supahgroop May 14, 2008
Related Words

BroBlocker 

When a friend , sister, brother ..goes out of their way to try and hang out with a your brother .Stopping you from hangN with him yourself
Man did you just see that?? Angie , just totaly jump in between Linda and Matt just to hang out with him herself , what a Broblocker ..
BroBlocker by BroSnarr July 15, 2011

boxblocker 

One who prevents a female from engaging in consensual sexual intercourse. Can be a male or female, but usually it is the latter. Analagous to cockblocker. From the slang word box.
Mike was totally about to fuck me, but then Amy had to be a boxblocker and screw it all up.
boxblocker by Chris Kilmer January 17, 2005

Booblocker 

A type of shirt worn by women that has a separate piece of fabric with an elastic under side making it very difficult for the hand of a guy to find its way to the bra and breast area.
Last night when the girlfriend and I were fooling around I couldn't get past her booblocker.
Booblocker by Johnnyway December 3, 2010

bogblocker 

An extremely large turd that is impossible to flush
Man, that huge dump I just took wouldn't flush, it was a real bogblocker
bogblocker by Parping Clench October 6, 2018

Buttlocker 

Typically a place namely your ass, that is used for safe keeping something of value. Your ass used as secret hiding place.
Johnny hid the contraban in his buttlocker before the warden came to toss his cell.
Buttlocker by shimmy69712 May 28, 2011