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A verd. Eqivalent of burn, to diss someone. An insult used by the third party after first part makes fun of a second party.
George: That lady is hawt.
Paco: Your mom is hawt.
Jeffy: BRUISED!

On man, you got bruised!

That's a bad bruise!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
bruise by Jumping Bean October 18, 2006
Bruise- a combination of the words "break" and "lose." My brother always does this :(
You noobert! Why did you bruise the stupid computer again!????!1111
bruise by pwner1111 November 27, 2010
a new term for sex
bruise by bobby December 19, 2003

bruise-cut 

A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.
<a man skateboarding falls> Dude what you'd get... a bruise-cut?

bruise knee bitch

A man or woman who spends all their time on their knees they love sucking dick . Their idea of getting ahead .
Man Tammy is such a bruise knee bitch.

Bob is just a bruise knee bitch dose he have knee pads .
bruise knee bitch by MARKS BABY August 7, 2017

bruise kit 

What someone uses to make bruises to accuse their ex-husband of beating them senseless.
"My bruise kit... I mean makeup"