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Getting so drunk that you find bruises on youself the next day.
I can't believe how bruised I was last night at the club, I have purple welts all over my body to prove it!

Let's go get bruised! I haven't had a good bruising since New Years Eve.
by Bug80 September 17, 2012
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Temporarily hurt or emotionally upset
You bruised, bro?
by Gaaabe08 December 02, 2016
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