BROTASTIK

An ENHANCED VERSION of a BRO who is SUPER COOL.. BROTASTIK

👊💥 Bro..can I borrow 5 bucks..Yeah Bro.. BROTASTIK!
👊💥 Yo Bro you came through BROTASTIK

BROTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019

Brotection 

Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.

So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.

Brotection by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010

Brotassium 

The chemical element required in bro's in order to carry out day to day activities. Can be found in most energy drinks (Monster, Rockstar, etc.), fast food, Natty Ice, and various other foods. Not to be confused with brotein.

"I'm not feelin so hot, bro"

"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."

Brotassium by P Banger October 21, 2009

brotax 

(Specifically for cars) when so many people buy the same car it bumps up in price for due to demand

"Yo bro I wanna wrx"
"Nah man that shits got to much brotax for what's its worth"

brotax by Nolan Francoi February 17, 2020

Brotractoring 

When 3 or more homosexual males, participate in the act of "scissoring."

"Hey good looking! Want to grab some buddies for some brotractoring?"

Brotractoring by Dindu-nuffin Mayn July 7, 2018

Brotanica 

A reference to the once mighty, proud, and indestructible vessel manned by only bros and homies that were fiercly loyal and would never have hesitated to take a bullet (or an iceberg) for each other. Like the Titanic, it was destined to suffer the same tragic fate. Pandora's box was opened on deck and a combination of a lack of respect, disloyalty, passive aggressiveness, jealousy, and backstabbing caused the ship to go astray, hit an iceberg, and sink.

Gangplank: Brotanica has sunk!
Miss Fortune: Poor Caribee, Heretic, and Rewgew all drowned.
Gangplank: Thank god for these lifeboats. At least we made it to paradise, but it's kind of scary being haunted by them from their watery graves.
Miss Fortune: Fortune doesn't favor fools!

Brotanica by Yessica Ly April 21, 2013

Brotocol 

The rules and regulations dealing with bro interactions, following Man Law.

"Drew went on a date with my ex-girlfriend last night. What a breach of brotocol."

Brotocol by Brown Magick March 2, 2010