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Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.
So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.
by Laxislife777 June 11, 2010
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When a Bro supplies another Bro with birth control.
Bro: Hey man, where are you going?
Bro about to get lucky: No time to explain bro, quick gimme your wallet.
Bro: Oh you douche! You got Gift Shop Girl didn't you!!! Fine here's some brotection.
Bro about to get lucky: Thanks. (sprints off)
by Yabobo October 31, 2009
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A bro's method of not getting his slampiece pregnant. Not a condom, brotection is pulling out.
Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.
by Emasdiez November 20, 2009
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Protection from your bros when bitches be hatin'
"Hey, my ex's parents are here, you think you guys could give me some brotection if they come hate on me?"
by c-dome April 27, 2009
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