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Bropology 

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

Brothology

The collection of the stories of Brometheus, Broseidon, Bropollo, and the many other gods of Brothology. Can be used in Phrat houses to teach pledges. All should live by the code of Brothology.
Brian- I majored in engineering, but minored in Brothology. All praise Broseidon!
James- All praise Broseidon!

boobology 

To be able to determine the weight and shape of the boob without haveing to see her nude. Know what every part of the boob, from the areola to the nipple and those little bumps women get when they are horny around the areola, i call them BRAILE for "TOUCH ME HERE"
boobologist: Those are a 36 DDD , pink nipples, 24.3 bumps around the areola etc etc.

women: wow, you sure know your boobology
boobology by OscarG13 December 26, 2005

brociology 

the study of the bro and their interaction with each other.
dude is ur major sociology?
no I just study bros so its brociology.
brociology by D'SHZNT June 10, 2009

buxomology 

The study of all things involving curvaceous women.
Buxomology 101: never ask a buxom lady for her weight or cookie.

-A.M (2019)
buxomology by Robert Horvers October 1, 2019

bronology 

the study of all words containing "bro"
He really knows his bronology he even says it in spanish
bronology by tw18 December 9, 2008

Brotology 

The study of the evolution of bros. Starting from Bromo Erectus to Bromo Sapien. The scientists who study Brotology are known as Brotologists. The study is usually conducted by observing bros in their natural habitat, from their dwellings to their mating ground i.e. Clubs, Bars, Parties, and Work, etc.
Guy 1: Hey what are you going to major in?
Guy 2: I think im going to get my Phd in Brotology, i get paid to watch guys party, and watch them have sex with some fine ass bitches.
Guy 1: Damn where do I sign up for that?!
Brotology by lazboy105 November 24, 2009