Francis: Hey bros, anyone got a lighter? I'm tryna spark this doobie.
Chad: Yeah bro I got you.
Francis: Thanks Brometheus.
Chad: Yeah bro I got you.
Francis: Thanks Brometheus.
by YouHaveToCallMeDragon July 6, 2012
Once upon a time, the great Greek God Brometheus, the greatest of the 'Bros', stole beer from Zeus so that he could help out his other bros and have a wild, awesome party. Zeus, furious that he no long had any beer that he could use to rape various immortals and morals (i.e. Europa), thus had Brometheus tied to a chair and had an eagle eat his cirrhosis-inflicted liver, getting blood all over Brometheus's popped-collar shirt.
Dude 1: "Hey everybody, this party is in memory of Brometheus, king of all Bros!"
Everybody: Hail Brometheus!
Everybody: Hail Brometheus!
by Capt@in_C@veman April 9, 2010
A titan of a bro who, after bringing fire down from Mt. Brolympus so that bros could light their blunts, was punished by being chained to the rocks and having his liver destroyed not by an eagle, but by absurd amounts of Patron.
Also the brother of Fratlas, and a fellow titan with Bronos.
Freed by Hercules, so that he could continue Bro-ing out.
Truly a God among Bros.
Also the brother of Fratlas, and a fellow titan with Bronos.
Freed by Hercules, so that he could continue Bro-ing out.
Truly a God among Bros.
by Lagbro November 3, 2011
A god of greek bro-mythology responsible for stealing the laws of brolitics from mount brOlympus and bringing to the humans on Earth. It's the mythological brolosophy of how brocieties were created.
by Hmayoral February 15, 2010
Noun
1.An undying level of
bromanship,acending beyond the bro levels. Includes any race,but also of how long the brolationship lasted and how strong the bond is.
1.An undying level of
bromanship,acending beyond the bro levels. Includes any race,but also of how long the brolationship lasted and how strong the bond is.
by TheAmazingTaco August 25, 2019
An ancient Greek bro.
by RidersofBrohan December 12, 2009
"Hey brometheus, you're not welcome here -- get outta here before my friends see you and spontaneously become fans of World of Warcraft."
by sommy December 15, 2008