Brolocked 

bro-locked broh-lokt

Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.

Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?

Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?

Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)

Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)

Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?

Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Brolocked by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013

Brocked 

An Airforce term (orig Royal New Zealand Airforce No.5 SQN) whereby another aircrew member underhandedly and surreptitiously takes your allocated flying from you.

Weren't you meant to be flying today? No, I got brocked by Jimmy.....

Brocked by flyingkiwi July 31, 2011

Paul Brocked 

when someone induces xanax and is convinced his balls are actually bigger than they are said man goes and kills a bunch of people for satisfaction of revenge with a .38 revolver

Dude Desylm Dogg he just paul brocked owen back into the closet

Paul Brocked by kikikikikikowenisgayaf September 11, 2018

Bojacked 

BoJack Horseman is an animated character who is filled with self-loathing, self-hatred and depression, he hates himself, he an alcoholic and he is bitter about everyone around him.
To feel bojacked is to feel down, depressed, angry at the universe and at yourself.

It's sunday, you are broke, you have load of responsibilities which none are done, you feel like a piece of shit, everyone around had their life figured out, and you are drowning in your alcohol and cigarettes and want to just end this shit. you might as well say "i feel bojacked"

Bojacked by Bifrost October 28, 2018

brojack 

When your bro is borny and you help him out with a hand job.

Mutual masturbation between close male friends.

Hanging out with my bro Saturday night, watched some porn, and ended up brojacking.

brojack by zawfi February 20, 2009

Bojacked 

If someone is Bojacked they are depressed, tired, always drunk and selfish - basically a mess.
Reference to character Bojack Horseman from Netflix show Bojack Horseman

This phrase is coined by singer, Selina Fever in recent EP, I Thought I Was Dreaming, If I Seemed Distance in the single White Lighter.

He was Bojacked

I am Bojacked

Bojacked by fregh November 2, 2019

Brocked 

A state of being completely, black out drunk.

Dude what happened to you last night, you had a few shots and were completely Brocked.

Brocked by drmiles1212 November 30, 2011