Brianized 

When Brian makes your beverage and your intended level of intoxication is about a four billion on a sliding scale from one to ten...

"Hey, how was work?"
"It was rough."
"Want to get brianized?"
"Hell yeah."

Brianized by instrumentoffear June 9, 2009

Brianese 

The text that a certain Brian types for reasons of lack of spelling ability, typing ability or drunkeness.
We have all come to know and understand Brianese, and other have adapted to this language of type. When one types in such a manner, we all LOL and claim our "Brianese".

Brianese:
"my runs the family farm there"
Translation:
"My family runs the farm there".
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Brianese:
"its kinda like a snow con only more"
Translation:
"It is kind of like a snow cone, only more"
______________________

Brianese by Ihazit February 3, 2009

brianee 

A very smart person with a lot of potential and is a bit anti social but, has is nice and has a big heart.

Chloe: why don't you ever talk to me?
Brianee: sorry if I never ectnoledge you I guess I'm always focused on my books.

brianee by Alexandria Brianee December 12, 2016

Brianize 

To refrain from wearing low cut tops and way too much makeup. Appearing in public at all times, like a nun dresses you every morning.

"I had to brianize myself before the interview." Or "Did you see her breasts? She should really brianize more in the morning."

Brianize by HonestAngel October 23, 2008