The text that a certain Brian types for reasons of lack of spelling ability, typing ability or drunkeness.
We have all come to know and understand Brianese, and other have adapted to this language of type. When one types in such a manner, we all LOL and claim our "Brianese".
"my runs the family farm there"
"My family runs the farm there".
"its kinda like a snow con only more"
"It is kind of like a snow cone, only more"