A musical phenomena that occurred in Miami in 1998 on the premises that a genuine, fresh and unique sound portraying the everyday struggle of youth in Miami was not only necessary, but long overdue. The pioneers of what is now known as 305 Rock.
"You listen to 305 Rock?"
"Hell yeah, AluKard are the BOMB!"
A language of hyperbolic simile that white males use amongst one another. Most words are created on a whim, yet so obvious in intended meaning that it is unnecessary to ask their interpretation.
What are you, petarded?!
Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!
It's brobonics dude, get with the program!
A word commonly known in the food service industry by servers who frequently enter and exit the kitchen with their hands full. Servers call out "Corner" as they approach the entryway to and from the kitchen when they have trays, glassware and/or plates in their hands. The purpose of this is to warn anyone who may be approaching from the other direction, unseen by the person calling out "Corner" and thus avoiding a collision and the subsequential spill of aforementioned plates/glassware. Servers new to the industry usually find themselves saying "Corner" out of work when they approach a corner, and it is cause for much laughter and embarrassment.
Thanks for not calling corner, now I have to remake all of these drinks, you asswipe!
The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.
How'd you get that KM position?
Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.
Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?
He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.
A musical phenomena that occurred in Florida in 2006 with every intention of being different, standing out and breaking the mold. In a scene where everyone tries to be the same as everyone else, Oh Romeo! set out to be free from the constraints of the obvious and the ordinary.
"What do you want to do with your life?"
"I want to be in a band."
"What type of band do you want to start?"
"I don't know, but we want to sound like Oh Romeo!"
An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.
"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"
"Yeah, he was petarded!"
The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.
Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!
Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.