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15.
A sweet, kind, caring guy with a lot of charm. He may seem perfect, but he will leave you crying with your heart in the dirt. He will be all nice to you and then come out and tell you that he likes someone else. He'll make you feel like you're not good enough.
I <3 my boyfriend!
Who is he?

Brett!
So you're the other girl.
by WolfAngelJB February 24, 2013
 
16.
Refers to a group of unfortunately awkward young adults with a penchant for rambling, staring, and fidgeting. Prone to excessive negativity. Constantly complains about women disliking them, even when they disrespect and judge them before getting to know them.
Girl No. 1: "Hey, how's it going?"
Brett: "GIRLS HATE ME!"
by Anon Y. Mousse September 03, 2012
 
17.
A pimple on an ass, usually the ass of the father brettster that is left untended, unloved and grossly sore and festering;

A talented yet raw and meaningless speck of human tissue that is ambiguous in sexual appeal and often mistaken for a pillar of salt or concrete when asked to express original thoughts and desires;

An heir apparent that apparently is not going to inherit anything but the sins of the father carbunkles dingleberry
Don exclaimed, "Brett is a pain in the ass, literally!"
Many in the room nodded knowingly, but Nannette was confused until she remembered the small blood streaked stains on his side of the bed and on the back of his briefs.
"Is your brett the reason it pains you so to sit with me on the church pew" she asked? Don grinned as he replied, "Of course it is hon."
by Missfits December 04, 2012
 
18.
Brett is a kid with a tiny penis who scooters with 10 year olds on his free time. He enjoys the mutilation of babies with granny panties on there heads. He goes to Tijuana on his free time to bang wolf pussy. He uses penis pumps on his dogs and has an "ejaculation blanket" that he spews all his man juice on. He was the main suspect of a case including him and a 49 year old man from Pittsburgh back in 1999. Alfred Tucker, who was, at the time, a successful businessman and philanthropist who had a master's degree in Business Economics and had a beautiful wife from downtown Walnut Creek, was found dead in a random tenement in uptown Oakland. His mouth was full of semen, foam, shampoo bars, and dildos. His asshole was full of diapers, which reeked of rotten potatoes. Anyway, back to the fucking story. Brett ended up having sex with a monkey and his mom became a prostitute. The end.
Hey, Brett.
YEAH!!!!!SCOOTER111111!!!!!!11 IM A FAGGOT?????
You're gay.
FCKYUOOOOOOOFAGGIT IM FUCKINGUH BETTERTHANyUuUuUu
by Applebaby DiCkSchoolboyQLamar$ September 03, 2012
 
19.
Greasy haired hippie
Brett is so slick
by chocolate cucumber May 28, 2013
 
20.
He is a ginger with blue eyes and a gorgeous stomack.
He loves keeping people happy.

He makes sure he really likes a girl before he dates her because he's scared he going yo get hurt
He's the guy friend you never intend to fall for.
When you fall for him you fall harder and faster then you intended to fall for anyone.
When you see him your heart drops it stops and races all at trhe same time
You get butterflies that feel like they can pick you up and take you away.
Your face goes a bright red as soon as he puts his arms around you for a hug.
He is the sweetest guy you will ever know. He will get along great with your family and friends
He'll do anything for you.
He's truely one you want to keep around!
He can be slightly agressive when drinking but that's the fun part
Tianna: Heey Layla look who it is.
Layla: omg its brett! (Oh my go butterflies)
Tianna I wasn't supposta like him like this!
by MurphyBear September 08, 2010
 
21.
The name of a guy who typically stands 6' tall with blond hair, piercing blue eyes and a laugh that makes you want to laugh along side him. He could survive a lifetime on sandwiches, protein shakes, trail mix and not to mention a healthy dose of oral. (give or get, he's not picky) Brett's are usually doters (look it up people, it's not that difficult) and enjoy activities such as "plowing" and finding new ways to reference his penis -- while simultaneously hating grocery shopping and begging for road head. Brett's will always be the one that got away if you let him pass...so judge wisely women!!
Questions: "Who's the man??!?"
Answer: "BRETT is, bitch!"
by Michaela aka The Phantom April 07, 2009