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A teenage boy with a 5 year old's brain with the sexual hormones of a 17 year old. Wanting to have sex but not knowing what sex is.
"Did you hear that Brett fingered someone?"
"Can you believe that Brett asked creeper for sex advice?"
by den the man February 06, 2009
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A sweet, kind, caring guy with a lot of charm. He may seem perfect, but he will leave you crying with your heart in the dirt. He will be all nice to you and then come out and tell you that he likes someone else. He'll make you feel like you're not good enough.
I <3 my boyfriend!
Who is he?

Brett!
So you're the other girl.
by WolfAngelJB February 24, 2013
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Brett is a semi-retarded (all right, totally idiotic) pinksock obsessed anal-jizz consumer who regularly receives massive “loads” of horse crap blended with multiple dead babies, a pint of elephant ejaculation and whatever a porcupine can vomit up after drinking too much vodka. These “loads” are, of course, injected via syringe into his left testicle. Left because his right one was “lost” at his last emo-fag-gang-bang held in his rather fabulous looking mothers van. Some participants in this event included Brett’s sister, dogs, cat, Mr. Roggers, Matt Damon and Martha Stewart. Some have claimed to have seen Darth Vader and Batman feltching a random (but still the same) Mexican slave boy, but these images were, unfortunately, not featured in the 16-day special circulating on the Internet. Brett, a hard core wigger and “baller” truly believes he is “1337” but would be easily pzoned by even the average person with dyslexia and 340598 different strands of AIDS (all gained after butt raping a dead monkey). Some of Brett’s favorite hobbies (aside from beating it to his sister getting done by strange homeless men from downtown Calgary) include eating cookies, and putting diapers onto dead children (these are usually used to pleasure Brett in multiple ways). Fortunately enough, Brett does not have any friends, and will never succeed at life, because his head was broken in, and now he usually drools uncontrollably (even at the site of a naked Pakistani man sticking stuff into a tree). Brett’s choice of music much affects his lifestyle, after all, beating your mother’s dead body with your little penis while listening to songs such as “I Cum Blood” “Blowtorch Slaughter” “Fucked with a knife” and “Raped by the beast” by the band Cannibal Corpse tends to say *something* might just be a little wrong…
Aww cunt! Fucking-Brett’s coming…”
“H-H-Heeey guys!”
“Go away Brett, you have no friends”
by MagicDan January 12, 2006
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A brett is a type of dork
that kid is such a brett
also see; nerd, retard, loser
by kimberlyrose November 22, 2007
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the annoying hair on your nipple
i was going to get my nipple pierced but look at this brett
by jizzle69 June 19, 2008
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Man with incredibly small penis, and or a chick with a dick
by pimp ass biotch August 30, 2008
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An adult male, usually with dark hair and bleeding out, that gets shot very often.
I'm not gay mom I'm bi. Also I have to type Brett so there we go
by Negro Cheese November 15, 2016
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