breadgetarian

a vegetarian who survives, not on vegetables, but on bread or other starchy-based products.

Non-breadgetarian: Hey man, wanna burger?
Breadgetarian: Naw man, I'm a vegetarian.
Non-breadgetarian: Ok, I'll order a salad for you.
Breadgetarian: Naw man, I'll just have some bread, maybe order some plain pasta.

breadgetarian by jamin1004 December 30, 2010

Breadless 

When you haven't eaten bread and bread products because of Passover for many days. Side effects are: craving bread or bread products, and dreaming of bread or bread products

Man, I was am so breadless last night that I dreamed about eating a bagel.

Breadless by 20RocketPower10 April 4, 2010

breadgetables

Nutritionally balanced baked placed in the oven after removing dozens of nuggets and fries. Examples like apple-broccoli-banana bread or carrot-zucchini-raisin muffins are designed as an alternative to child abuse by parents who label their children with picky eater syndrome after getting repeatedly denied on force feeding cold unseasoned vegetables. Breadgetables must contain finely grated vegetables and are likely covered in monkfruit sweetener

Daydrinker2: I finally got my kids to eat vegetables at snack time.

Daydrinker1: Oh, we only eat Pubelix muffins.

Daydrinker2: Try baking them some breadgetables.

breadgetables by Juissy Smallsette June 8, 2021

breedlet 

Noun
Breed - Derived from breedable

Let - Derived from words like booklet or droplet

Synonyms:
Seedlet - A person you want to seed

God I was in the gym and there were so many breedlets running around.

breedlet by Internet User #420 November 1, 2022

Bradlet 

A really big tool that dates girls wayy to young for him and is loved by nobody (not even his super young girlfriend) Bradlet also has a really loose vagina even though Bradlet looks like a guy.

Look at that college freshman (BRADLET) dating that HS sophmore

Bradlet by a guy in montana January 5, 2010

Breadetarian 

Person that maintains a strict diet of bread: breadsticks, garlic bread, and the various types of bread

She claims to only eat bread products; does that make her a breadetarian?

Breadetarian by Bingle Derry November 17, 2017

Bradlet 

when you ejaculate on your carpet

when you cant find a sock and do a bradlet

Bradlet by miss coochie man February 12, 2021