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Branstorming 

The thinking you accomplish on the throne is directly proportional to the amount of fibre you have in your diet.
The concept of branstorming came to me while branstorming and in such proved to me that in fact the chicken came first.
Branstorming by ArmitageShanksy January 22, 2008

brainstorming 

one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.

Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone

marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes


Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.
brainstorming by safety inspector December 20, 2008

Brainstorming 

To reminisce about a sexual experience so intense, it makes you feel like you have just finished running a marathon.
Just the sight of Antoine has all the ladies brainstorming. However, Lisa is his only Muse because she’s proven Worthy of the “Total Package”.

Brawnstorming 

When two or more men get together and figure shit out. Women not required or desired.
Mike: Hey Steve! Did you figure out that problem with your car?

Steve: No. I was going to call you and Matt to come over for a brawnstorming session to get this thing fixed.

Brawnstorming by Steve Fraser January 22, 2009

brainstorming 

When two pull their nutsacks taught and push their testicles together, giving the illusion of two brains.
I feel a lot closer to Dave ever since we had a brainstorming session last weekend.
brainstorming by secretly white December 18, 2019

Brainstorming 

When 2 or more men hold their nuts in the brain formation and rub them together vigorously.
I gotta shave my nuts for the brainstorming sesh tonight.

Dude I’ve been growing mine out.