Word used by fat, stupid, lazy males to refer to oral sex. Since these men are not accustomed to using their brains and are entirely unfamiliar with this organ, they move this function to other parts of their body. This not only kills the reliance on the brain, but allows the man to continue killing this organ with beer, fatty foods and a lazy attitude.
"Good thing all this beer, burgers and sitting around all day watching football isn't harming my brain, since brain means blowjob!"
by osibisa November 01, 2007
to strike someone in the head with an object.
"we were doing okay until the QB brained me with the football"
by Conejo June 12, 2005
blow job; head; oral sex on a male
i.)Freaky Girl by Gucci Mane

"She's a very freaky girl,
She get it from her momma.
First you get her name,
Then you get her number.
Then you get some brain in the front seat of the hummer."

ii.)joey: yo dude. this chick gave me the best brain last night.
billy: who??
joey: i dont even kno.
billy: how hot was she??
joey: about...two and a half.
billy: thats sick!!
joey: naw man. she did it PROPA!!

iii.)bob: oh my god, dont f&^% wit dat chick.
jim: y not?? she sexii as hell.
bob: she give bad brain.
jim: forreal??
bob: yea. the worst.
jim: wat happen'd??
bob: that s&*^ was slobbery as hell.
by Nunya Damnbidness February 17, 2008
When a male grabs one of his testacles and gently squeezes so that the ball sack is tight around the testicle hence looking like a human brain.
Tom:Gee pat do you know what a brain looks like?
Pat:Why no i don't.
*Tom acts out the definition given*
Pat:Oh right cool, nice one

(Awkward silence)
by Tomend and Pat August 15, 2007
remote control device
"pass me the brains...the movie on this channel blows chunks."
by bmoc November 07, 2003
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