Metal brackets hand made by demons and certified by satan himself. Satan assigns certain demons called orthodontists to place these torture devices onto unsuspecting good hearted peaple of planet earth. The metal brackets are used to hold a special bars or wires that go accross the teeth. It's litterally like being place behind bars, imprisoned in a paranoid state of pain and discomfort. I'd rather be placed behind bars in a state penitentiary than placed behind bars by an orthodontist. what a waste of money and time. I've been in braces for over 3 years now and had oral jaw surgery and it's destroyed my life. I cant talk, eat or do anything with my life I'm seriously thinking about killing myself.
Braces are worse than getting your guts pulled out and served to starving children while you watch.
by Adam1 October 12, 2006
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big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment
"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.
by Jordan November 14, 2003
Legal form of child torture.
Dentists think they're being nice by letting kids choose different colors.
They can suck it.
They can suck it.
by theskyxisfalling June 28, 2005
an excuse for girls to get out of giving blowjobs.
OUCH! It's tearing the skin!
by DaddyShaggy September 19, 2004
It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.
"NO! ANYTHING BUT BRACES!"
by A random somebody September 02, 2005
Metal brackets worn in your mouth to fix crooked teeth. Not fun to wear but once they come off you will be greatful you ever got them.
I wore braces for 2 years, but it was worth it cause I got straight teeth!
by Zero1986 February 06, 2004
black and decker pecker wreckers...
She cant give him head... shes got braces.
by Emily November 17, 2003
Medieval Torture Devices that prevent you from both eating properly and speaking.
We gave him braces for 2 years. That should teach him not to steal.
by matchewg March 20, 2006