boyment 

A slang word used when someone is taken for a dickhead.

"Your mums a ho"
Someone else would say, "you got boied, dats a boyment."

boyment by Y.Leach April 26, 2006

Boment 

A single word that can be used by itself in the context of anything (bad or good) that brings up no particularly strong emotion.
Naturally redirects any awkward silence and just leaves it at the satisfactory, mundane ending of "boment."

- "I have 3 dollars in my wallet right now"

- "boment"

Boment by ThePleadTribe October 22, 2020

bomented 

Past tense version of boment, expresses that you are experiencing the feeling of boment

"I gave you 1.5 bobux"

"I am bomented!"

bomented by joe mom 69 funny lol February 10, 2021

booment 

1. A bruhment spoken by a boomer. The rules of bruhment still apply here, only now if the person committing the actual bruh moment is over 39, it is officially a booment.
2. An extremely powerful boomer moment. You know these when they happen, so you must act appropriately.

Grandpa: "It's 'before' not 'B4!' I speak English not Bingo!"
Your Friend behind his back: "booment."

booment by Hudson Yelnats July 19, 2019

boiment 

To get shown up and look an ass by the person you was trying to make look an ass in the first place.

Jane: "You got so fat."
John: "Your mum got so fat."

that is a boiment.

boiment by Jacques69 December 26, 2008

Bomentium 

Compound between Boment and Titanium; an extremely rare material that exists to an individual based on their own predetermined perception of it, the only truly subjective material on Earth

Extended exposure to Bomentium has been shown to cause mind alterations, psychological distress, mania, severe hallucinogenic effects, insanity, and suicide - among an array of otherwordly anomalies within a miles radius of the material

Guy 1 yo is that Bomentium over there?
Guy 2 oh shit yeah I think it iך ٶ ՛҉̗̩͖̬͇͈͡A҉ͅA̳̗̩̬̟͎̭̳͕ ̣̱̫̭̤̘͖̜׈̧̲͔̖̲͜ ̻̪͟͟͞ӎ͚͞ ̨͈͖̭͔ͅ׽ ̲̜̮̗̹ ̞̭ ̀͏̨̝̜̭̬͓̬ ̨̨̝̪̠̞̪̤̗̼֒͞ ̧̪̮͕̝̮͙Х͖̫̖A͡͏̯̰͈̜̜A̵̮̹̭͚̠͟G̡͔̹̰͕G͜͢҉̯͎̼G͍͙̰̗̠͘A̧̘̪̹͉̗̤͓̬͢͞ͅA̲̼̩̜͕̣̳ͅD̵̗̝͇͉̳͟ͅD̼͕̗̱͔̀ͅF͏͙͍̪͟͝ ̵̠̙̲̘̼̭Ԍ ̱̟͞ ̪̙̝͕͟Ѧ̨͏̯̺̮͍̙ͅ ̜̣̪̦͙̟͜л̜͎͓ ̶̢ ͈Ӈ͝͏̭͙̩̤̥̰̲͔ ̧̬͙̜̳͙̼́ӛ͟ ͉̙̠ ̴̶̧̩̬̥̙̤Ս̶̞̥̘͍͙̭͙̜̰͜ ̮́Ѻ̣̠͠ ̧̼̺̟͜Գ̳̣̱̠̟̳F̨̰̪̮͡͞F̡ ̰̼̣̳͈͙Y̡̛̜͖͍̥̤̲̻͙̗J̡̗͞M҉̢͙͚̜͙͚̫̫͓̱͞ ̨̫͔̟͇̯̘Е̵̧̤̩̟̝̠̤͜ ̧̩̫͢Һ̘͚̮́͡ͅͅͅͅ ̛̙̱̮̩̬͔̝Ӄ̛̦̘̮̯͈̥́ ͚չ͙͙̪̹͇̫̟͕̺̀ ̦̲́̕ͅמ́͝҉͖͚̟̼̟̞ͅͅ ͏͖̮̹̗͔̥ͅͅՓ̠̬̬̺ ̵̶͍͙̀Ҡ ̟̘ ̼͠إ̡͙͇͎͔̰̠̝͘F̴̡̩͔̱͈͠U̼̜͖̙̖C̝̳̟K̮̟̯̥̀̕V҉̶̮̤̠̝̳͍K̲̮͉̗͔ͅͅK͏̯͕͎̤͓̙̲̭͍C̹̜̯K̗̹̠̻ ؚ͕̦͚̦̕ ̰̙̖̕ ͏̡͙̝̰ͅՋ́͘ ̬͈͙̠ ̭͎̺͍̻̺͠ٺ͜ ͙̯̫͉͖͖ ̜̭̮͜Չ̨ ̩̻͍ ͓̲̦̣̩͡
Guy Ҹ̨̱̯͝ݦ͔̙̪̰̤͔ޞ҉̢̻̥̗͞Ɛ ̝̟̘̻̣͜ż͉̭̫̣̳̦͎͡Ņ̝̗̣͚̮̯͓O ̡̛̘̣̦̜̺̘̺̺̰̪̘̤̣̀̕ͅH̨̡̰̤̮̝͎̠̮̤̺G͝͠͏̛̣̗͓͙̹̙̹̞̝̲̣̟͓O͜ ̨͏͖̙̞̰̞͎̱̜̘̙̮͉̣̖̩̪ͅD͜͠ ̵͙̩̳̬͎͕͈̯ݯ̴̡̧̣̤͖̮̥͍̪͍͔͉̦̗̺̻͖͠͝ͅͅѽ̧̛̞̥͓̦̣̱̝͘ͅֈ̭͓͉̻ͅӿ̵̪̝̞͓͔͎̦͍̀Ϗ̪̟̺ͅԮ̘̣̬͞ۍ̢̻̯̬̣̺̟͙ɵ̙͞ȹ̯̖̟͇̻͎͡͡ރ͉͔̱͔͇̗̥͟NO۞͇͔͝͝Ϩ́ ̘̞̙̮͈̤͙ӄ̢̧̤͎͚̳̼̭̤̜̬֣̥̕͜͡ܩ̴̧̗̞͜˚͏̮͉̪̩̻̘̝̦ͅƜ̲͎̀ͅ˦̟̦͙̞́͝Ȫ ͜҉̮̱̻ͅӏ̨҉҉̫̙̹̹̹͍̤̙Տ͏̞̰̫͍̖̪͓ˎ̱̜͉̥͕͚̣͠܇͕̼͓̩̕͜¿̱̰͘ƿ͙͔̮̙̲̩̖̼͘͘ء̻͔̥̖͉ɴ̫̭̜̠͎̥̼͡ޖ͇̙̪̲̰͡ү̣͙۝̵ ̻̮ͅӾ̡̺̯̱͎͈͍̪̬ͅPLEASEՆ̵ֽ̩̱̺̻ͅ҉͉͕͖͇ג ͏̤̰̯̼͖̞̟̞̹͞ڸ͏͚͇͚̖͎Ÿ҉̯̲̫́޷ ̘̰̝̬̘̲͚͜ȡ̬̪͟ϸ̶͓͍̣͍߿̨̡̜̪̼͙̬̖Ӳ͔̙̠̟̕Ƶ̵͓͎̟̦̻̮ͅб̨̥̹́͡շ҉҉͔̳̟̭͈͖̻̫ه҉̗̘̙̳̹͖͚͍Ò҉͉͙̀Ӧ̬̻͢־͙̠Ϯ̤̬͓̞̗͔͢͠ͅ۩͉̟ہ̢̡̤̬̩̟̲̺̮͎̟̰̰̻̭̫֯̀͜͞ݍ ̘͕̝מ͔͓͎Ա̪̳̗̲̱̩̰̬̀͜͞ډ̹̮̫͎͠ʗ̛̥̕ɛ̴͝҉͉̦̗̼̻Ն̧̛̗̩͕̯͖̥̗͠ӗ̲̙̜̹̺IJ̠̮͎̙̙͝ӫ̖׻̵̮̦̜͕̙͙̯̟͠ ̣͎̰͚̼̕͟ͅ׵͖̤̣̜͙̖͇͘͝

Bomentium by ThePleadTribe September 18, 2021

boment 

An event that occurs spontaneously...almost as acutely as a boner.

*After five minutes of annoying laughter*
"Why is that guy wearing a headband just like his girlfriend?"
"I hope for their sake they just got done working out..."
"I don't think so..."
"Either way, that was hilarious."
"Yea, total boment."

boment by jcov October 17, 2011