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almost a boyfriend. your not really in love, but your not casual either. You are potentially exclusive, but neither of you ask questions.
Yeah, he's my boyfond. Its good enough for now.
Boyfond by Headcircus August 25, 2010
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boyfront 

Unlike having a boyfriend, which implies a stronger relationship/commitment, this classification of male companion are those that you sleep with occasionally and keep on regular rotation.

Could also be used with females: girlfront
"Yeah, I hooked up with him the other night and I'm seeing that other hot guy tomorrow. That's all I've got on the boy front. Ha! Neither one of them is my boyFRIEND, they're my boyFRONTs!"
boyfront by vulpino October 23, 2009

borfrond 

someone's boyfriend that is really kinda stupid and annoying usually a super bro/douche type that you have to tolerate in a social setting.
1:fucking nicola's borfrond is a total buzz kill...
2:yeah ino that guy won't shut up about the new joker movie
borfrond by corndiddlelittleitalyyorp September 22, 2019

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026