Bounced Check 

When a man ejaculates in a woman -- only to let the sperm drip out into her hand and flick it back in the mans face.

Man: "Unf! I'm going to explode! RAAHAHHHHAAAAHH!!!"

Woman: "Ok baby, but don't write checks your ass can't cash! You can have a bounced check!" ***FLICK***

Man: "WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"

Bounced Check by drewniverse March 3, 2011

bounce check

When you unexpectedly bring a girl you met somewhere other than a bar, to a bar, for the purpose of finding out if she is of age.

"I need to bounce check this girl. She's hot, but I think she might be only 19."

bounce check by Talbotron September 17, 2009

cute check bounce 

When the amount of leeway you're willing to give someone based purely on their attractiveness runs out. Like a check that bounces because of insufficient funds, a 'cute check' is given by uninteresting but attractive people but soon bounces when you find there's nothing in the 'account' to draw interest from.

Cameron: "I don't know why you still put up with that Tony kid. His cute check bounced about 1 day after I met him and then I just couldn't stand to be around him."

Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."

Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."

cute check bounce by Clintacus November 2, 2007

make like a check and bounce 

lets get the heck out of here

Guy 1: School is so boring today.
Guy 2: Then lets make like a check and bounce!

make like a check and bounce by President Eisenhower December 8, 2009

bounce like a check

A way of saying let's get out of here

Hey let's bounce like a check before shit gets real bad.!!!!

bounce like a check by BRANDIlevathansg June 22, 2020