12 definitions by Clintacus

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The old fashioned journal you wrote in with crushed tree pulp, binding, and maybe some kind of lock mechanism. For some reason people used to like writing opinions only they read. It is a fad past its prime but Borders still sells them for some reason.
"What is that odd rectangular shaped device you have in your lap that appears to be filled with blue lined 2 dimensional pieces of non-digital substance?"

"Oh this is just my anablog...I write it in to remember things and keep my private thoughts"

"I see, so how do you post it when you're done?"
by Clintacus January 15, 2006

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The fact that most all movies in the 80's had, at their core, a single running theme:

Bored suburban middle-to-upper-class white teens have crazy adventures and come full circle having learned a little about themselves.

How this particular zeitgeist arose is a matter of debate; its existence is not.

"Adventures in Babysitting, Mac & Me, Flight of the Navigator, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, License to Drive, Pretty In Pink, Mystic Pizza, The Wizard, Breakfast Club, Lucas, Gremlins, Risky Business, All the Right Moves, Back to the Future, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Boy Who Could Fly, Can't Buy Me Love, A Christmas Story, Dirty Dancing, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Goonies, Karate Kid, Labyrinth, Little Monsters, Lost Boys, The Monster Squad, Neverending Story, Pretty in Pink, Real Genius, Revenge of the Nerds, Say Anything, Sixteen Candles, Some Kind of Wonderful, Stand By Me, Weird Science and War Games are just a few of the movies from the 80's that fit under the Unified Theory of 80's Movies."
by Clintacus August 24, 2006

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To cum really hard on someone. This word was created by an accidental typing of the word "practice" in a txt message with T9 languages turned on, creating the sentence, "Don't spaduge too hard." and becoming a running joke from there. Could be seen as a conjunction of "splooge" and "deluge" Pronounced "Spah-dooj"
"Dude, I hadn't cum in a few days so I totally spaduged all over Mike's ass."

by Clintacus January 15, 2006

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When the amount of leeway you're willing to give someone based purely on their attractiveness runs out. Like a check that bounces because of insufficient funds, a 'cute check' is given by uninteresting but attractive people but soon bounces when you find there's nothing in the 'account' to draw interest from.
Cameron: "I don't know why you still put up with that Tony kid. His cute check bounced about 1 day after I met him and then I just couldn't stand to be around him."

Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."

Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."
by Clintacus October 17, 2007

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A cynical single. Used mostly in IMing because as a homophone it sounds just the same when spoken.
Samantha: God I hate men! They're all obsessed with tits!
Katie: lol
Katie: Oh stop it, you're just feeling cyngle.
Samatha: wtf?
Samatha: I'm not cyngle.
Katie: Oh please, you rant all day about how you hate men but the minute one looks at you twice you totally forget.
by Clintacus August 31, 2006

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Acronym for "Go Home, Masturbate, Sleep."

The antithesis of DTF or "Down To Fuck"
"Hey Erin, you DTF?"

"Not really, I think I'm just gonna GHMS."

"Lame."
by Clintacus April 11, 2013

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Like a child who doesn't figure out the stove is hot the first time, many people repeat the same hurtful mistakes in life and end up getting "burned"--and inexplicably seem surprised each time. They are effectively putting their hands on the stove again and again and don't figure it out because they think it's a different stove entirely each time. The solution? Remind them it's the same stove.
Mark: "Man, I just know this girl won't be like all the others before her! I can feel it in my heart! Just 'cause she acts and talks like them and has burned dozens of men before me doesn't mean it will happen this time!"

Cameron: "Dude, I hate to tell you this, but it's the same stove."

Mark: "You're so wrong!"

Cameron: "Same. Stove."
by Clintacus March 11, 2008

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