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albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.
If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.
albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012
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fake boujee 

Someone who pretends to be high class but really is a broke ass bitch
McDonald’s worker 1: damn I went out last night and spent all my rent money to impress these girls!
McDonald’s worker 2: rent money? You live with your mom you fake boujee piece of garbage.
fake boujee by The Woken One May 28, 2018
The combination of several bouquets into one. A process of removing the dying flowers and bringing together the healthy flowers for a new, remixed bouquet. Bouquerets are typically large and elegant. Will class up any joint!

Pronunciation: Boo-ka-ray
"Wow! Mom, you made such a lovely bouqueret! It makes our house look so sophisticated" - Favorite Daughter

Poor Man's Bouquet 

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."

boujee dink 

A boujee iced tea drink mispronounced as boujee dink
DAMN... Molly had a nice boujee dink
boujee dink by Boujee dink February 11, 2019

Boujee Ghetto 

A person that carries themselves in an upscale and high class manner. Their looks can be deceiving because they also have a dash of hood that comes out for appropriate times. Also likes to listen to trap music on the way to their corporate job.
My co-worker is Boujee Ghetto she’s classy but hood when she needs to be.