Fecal bisquick 

The type of shit you have that is anything but solid. It pours out of your butt like Bisquick pancake batter except no ones making breakfast. Consistency and smell may vary depending on food and beverage consumed prior to dropping a batter of fecal bisquick.

Fecal bisquick: When you have to drop a slop, aka a sloppy poop, dump, shit.
Typically occurs after a night of drinking alcohol or immediately after eating Taco Bell.
Also known as spackling the toilet bowl.

Fecal bisquick by loschris44 January 3, 2014

dirty basquiat

when a guy walks out of a public restroom with the paper toilet seat cover hanging from the back of his pants

Yo Lenny must have been wasted after the Atomic Buds concert because he came home wearing a dirty basquiat!

dirty basquiat by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013

basquillion 

More than a squillion which is equal to a billlion bajillions, a basquillion is basically a bajillion bajillions.

I have seen every episode of Seinfeld a basquillion times and I never get tired of them.

basquillion by words are fun April 7, 2007

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit! by Dogs! May 17, 2010

Brosquito 

Pronounced as “Bro•Sketo”.
A “Brosquito” is someone who’s yo bro but you feel a little more love for him at that moment in time so you decide to call him something a little extra today, hence, “Brosquito”.

“Ay man, we’ve been friends for a while now and I just wanted to say that I really do appreciate you.... Brosquito“ -Bro

Brosquito by Brosquito March 8, 2018

bisquito

bis qui toe

Noun

Used in place of other words. Has no actual meaning. Sole purpose to aggravate your friends, or stimulate conversation.

Also can be used to break the silence, or help to engage in serious laughter.

Similar to burness

Jon: I want no tomatoes.
Anne: Oh, now you hate bisquitos?
John: OMG, he hates bisquitos!!!
Jon: What's a bisquito?
Anne: John, Jon doesn't know what bisquitos are...HAHA.
John: I know, he totally thinks they are tomatoes!!
Jon: I love french fries!!
Anne: Jon loves bisquitos!!!
Jon: So bisquitos are french fries???
John: ANNE!!! HAHA!!! He thinks they are french fries!!!
Anne: He is so stupid..HAHAHA!

also:

silence
silence

BISQUITO, BISQUITO...BISQUITO!!!

LAUGHTER!!!! BAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

bisquito by John W [dirtynap.com] March 5, 2007

boysquito 

A childish pest that is short and scrawny in stature. May get obnoxiously loud during the fall migration pattern. The species is currently endangered due to its disruptive behaviors.

The boysquito was spotted today. He couldn't be seen but only heard.

boysquito by The Lion1853 August 31, 2009