1.) A beef flavored pork substitute.
2.) An unnatural sexual act.
1.) Excuse me garcon, my uncle and I would like an order of your bbq bork sliders.

2.) My uncle borked me during family weekend behind the woodshed.
by Turbo_Donkey July 12, 2011

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An amalgamation of beef and pork, found readily available in Japan, sold as ground meat or niku.
All the ground beef prices were sky-high at Fressay today, so I decided to make my chili with bork, instead.
by Nerdlass June 12, 2010

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Showing up to a friend's house unexpectingly, unannounced or uninvited.
He isn't picking up his phone, I am only a few blocks away, so I am just going to bork him.
by David Ambient May 25, 2012

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to drink an excessive amount of alcohol and to end up throwing up and hugging the toilet all night
Matt Lee was so red in the face that I knew immediatley it was a bork night for him.
by Brad Goonisenburg July 24, 2009

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Someone who is acting like a bitch and a dork at the same time!
Oh come on Kate, stop being such a bork!
by jtothenine December 12, 2010

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A BORK is a conjunction of the words Bork and dORK. A Bork can be a dork who is mind numbingly boring or even dorkish boring person.
Lets face it, Amber, Scott is a uber BORK. When i think of a BORK his boring dorky face is all i see.
by Jon Narki February 02, 2010

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to rape a girl in the booty hole
i borked her last night
by corytchristbradm April 29, 2010

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Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"
You just got donkey borked.

That new hairstyle is totally borkified.

"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"

A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.
by Kincaide&MrCutie October 27, 2006

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